Imaginary Socialite

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Heartbreak knockin’ ‘em down like the 7th grade

Heartbreak, cigarettes and songs, with a winter’s chafe

Heartbreak keep like my daughter and a run away

Aha shake tapered jean girl kills me

[AGNÈS BOULARD - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

1. Courtney Love, out. MIA, in. (Not in our hearts and souls… just at a major Fashion Week event… Cotton candy, anyone?)

2. Hey blondie, don’t drink and catwalk.

3. Take one British blue blood who wishes he were Street, plus one eyeliner pixie with an electric Fender pedigree. Mix well, and don’t use any shampoo. Voila, l’amour!

4. Which clothing emperor flew his Vegas call girls, private plane style, into his New York flagship, but wouldn’t pay for their outfits? “This isn’t a fucking charity” he reasoned. Whoa.

5. Vicky Vale, style icon.

[JODI MARSH - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

What’s one thing Karlie Kloss took to her campaign shoots with Dior, Hermes, and Donna Karan?

Cookies.

She bakes them for all her photographers and stylists and brings them to set. Awww.

Now she’s doing the same thing – kind of – for Erin Fetherston. On Friday, for Fashion’s Night Out, Karlie will be decorating cupcakes with anybody who wants to join her. She’ll be stationed with Erin Fetherston in the Juicy Couture flagship and – weirdly – joined by Metric and Cory Kennedy.

Um, okay. Cool. Can the icing be pink, please?

[RUSSELL MARSH - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]