Imaginary Socialite

For those who were dying to buy (or at least try on and TwitPic) the ill-fated Lindsay Lohan x Ungaro collection, you might want to pull out your credit cards.

Four of the better dresses from the collection, which to our knowledge weren’t sold anywhere, have surfaced on eBay.

They’re from a pretty reputable vintage site called StyleBug, and they run around $450, “or best offer.”


Make that “best offer” a case of expensive spray tan, a court order, and some leggings, and see what happens.

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Getting arrested is a little less fun than Arrested Development.

(Way more fun than Hogan Family reruns, though…)

Runners Up: Ella Moss is not Leila Moss, Jessie J is not Jesse Jo, Diplo is not Dipset…

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1) If Dakota and Emma go to Gallatin at the same time, will they share an apartment like Mary Kate and Ashley did?

2) Have you gotten “date night” advice from Gisele yet? If you’re an intern at W, you have.

3) Rag & Bone & Julia Frakes in an empty chicken coop. Please let this be a Matt Jacobs production.

4) Cory’s blonde. Read ‘em and bleach.

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Check out Brittany S. Pierce (Heather Morris) in the Gwyneth episode of Glee.

She’s wearing a sweatshirt by Wildfox Couture, which is super-adorable but also super-expensive… $108, to be exact.

Is everyone in Lima, Ohio secretly loaded?

Did Brittany steal it off the set of her Teen Vogue shoot?

Or does Rachel Berry just get way more allowance money than she cares to admit?

Wildfox Big Love sweatshirt, $108. And huge apologies to those who don’t watch Glee and think I’m talking even more nonsense than usual.

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Caption: “The fact that nothing special can create such a frenzy both mesmerizes and delights me.” –Tim Blanks

Question: Would this comment be different if Taylor still worked at Conde? Discuss.

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