Imaginary Socialite

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These rings and this Louis Vuitton bag have one thing in common:

They were both imported from a Paris attic in the ’80s.

But was the suitcase made in Paris…

Or did it come from somewhere else -

Like a factory in Taiwan?

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[COME VISIT!]

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Happiness hit her like a train on a track

Coming towards her stuck still no turning back

She hid around corners and she hid under beds

She killed it with kisses and from it she fled…

[CATHERINE ZETA JONES - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Krystal, 28

Just arrived

Just curious

Just between us

Just a little crush…

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1. The industry critic who’s taking cash for a consulting gig – totally illegal.

2. The “leave a dead credit card at the bar” scheme, as perfected by a former Conde girl. She can’t stop scamming – and can’t stop getting caught. Psychopaths are people, too?

3. The new faces of our favorite sneakers, as seen right here on this blog. Stay tuned for the ads!

4. Ring pops are the new Goyards. Just so you know.

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And though it’s been a long time

You’re right back where you started from

I see it in your eyes

That now you’re giving up the gun

I see you shine in your way

Go on, go on, go on.

I see you shine in your way. Go on, go on, go on.

[YOUNG JEAN LEE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

This “KB Fitted Dress,” named after Lauren Ambrose’s muppet in Where the Wild Things Are.

Sold at Opening Ceremony.

Retails (on sale) for $138.

Comes with belt.

Comes without Spike Jonze or his wistful movie monsters (sad).

A must-have or a must-be-kidding?

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Becka Diamond, 20-whatever.

After skipping her last year of high school because she’d already aced every class, Becka D. packed up her Newbury comics and briefly enrolled at Harvard University before she realized her true calling.

It’s a famous story…

You just don’t know it yet.

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To: ImaginarySocialite@gmail.com
From: Waiting@ByThePhone.com

Hey

I see u have a shirt that said the socialite.

I was wounding were you got it?

What dose the back say?

Or if you were will to sell yours?

I would be happy to pay 35 for it or abit up…”

Thanks dear. The back says Find a time machine and zoom back to 2004. Alas, I think that’s the last time it’s been considered a compliment to be called a (real) socialite.

Today, an equivalent shirt might say “DJ with famous parents,” “It Girl with Agenda,” or, perhaps, “Surfer – Slash – Stylist.” Meanwhile, it seems “Underage Blogger” is already taken… and overpriced.

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Spotted at Norwood last Friday night:

A very bright, very large Louis Vuitton duffel bag being carried instead of a purse by the young woman at left.

The puckered canvas and lopsided seams seem to indicate it’s a Canal Street staple.

But maybe it’s a real, live, hot blooded Vuitton, and just leaning so far left because it wants to get closer to her impossibly cool short-shorts?

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