Once upon a time, a girl went to Beatrice. Every Saturday. And pretty much every other day, too.
She was old enough to walk in heels but young enough to need a fake ID, although they never checked. She had a princess haircut.
She also had lots of friends who were boys, who […]
I thought Chanel bags would be cheaper in Paris.
I was wrong.
In fact, they’re more expensive because right now, the Euro is higher than Amy Winehouse.
Maybe that’s why I was so obsessed with the girls in France who actually had Chanel bags - and that was almost everyone.
Were they inherited? Were they gifted, in […]
Things we believe after watching The Hills today…
*That Heidi might actually break up with Spencer.
*That Whitney might actually think she should party with rock bands.
*That Lauren might actually spend over an hour on her eye makeup.
*That Elodie might actually be as cool as Lo.
Things we can’t believe after watching The Hills today…
*How much those […]
My favorite comic books growing up were the big battles:
Superman vs. Batman
Flintsones vs. Jetsons
Betty vs. Veronica
So you can imagine my glee when I saw a Chanel bag on Saturday, crashing smack into a Forever 21 dress.
Was the $19.99 frock rubbing its shoulders against $1000 Italian leather?
Or was the bag made in a neighboring China […]
Reni, 18
Reni channels Chanel and licks lollies, but that’s just the beginning:
She’s actually also an almost pop star.
Her album debuts just before Irina Lazareanu’s does, and you know what that means:
Bangs are never going away.
Also, Sean Lennon will probably get a new MySpace crush, but that’s secondary.
[DOLLY JONES - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Yes, we know The Hills is back.
And though we were amused by…
*Lauren’s mom, who has a better body than any of the girls
*Whitney’s desk in the fashion closet
*Audrina telling Lauren she’s drunk (and admitting, for the first time ever, that the Laguna crew gets wasted)
*Audrina’s boyfriend looking/ acting/ creeping us out just like Jared […]
A reader spotted The Dress That Won’t Die on her Caribbean holiday.
We can’t believe it wasn’t confiscated at the airport, and we’d like to issue a DTWD warning to future travelers:
When you go abroad, you’re not just representing yourselves - you’re representing American chicks everywhere.
We’ve already yielded major points for our country’s poor political […]
Anna, 19
Parson’s FIT Phenom.
Party Poser.
Pretty Patient.
Pleased to meet you.
[AMANDA CUTTER BROOKS - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
To every girl who’s run out of eyeliner at 11:30 on a Saturday night, and wondered, “Is there anywhere else to go?” Teen Vogue gives you an answer - and another reason to invest in extra MAC pencils.
The left is from March 2006. The right is from September 2007. […]
Mike Nouveau, 23
You may think you have a crush on Mike because of his rehab jeans.
You may think you have a crush on Mike because of his sideways bangs.
You may think you have a crush on Mike because of his swarmed DJ booth.
But you don’t even know what a crush is until you hitch […]
Fellow secret geeks out there, this is for you.
[REBECCA WEINBERG - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Somebody (who may have been me) took this giant leather Kate Spade to the beach.
It was assaulted by a frisbee, probed by a seagull, and penetrated rather violently by someone’s boyfriend’s puppy.
So.
Is it just a casualty of Canal Street?
Or has someone (who might be) decided that Kate Spade’s moment has eroded?
Pity, since the ’90s […]
Things that are invincible:
*Whomever obtains The Deathly Hallows
*Those blinking stars from Mario Brothers
*Claire on Heroes
*Pete Doherty in a court of law
*This dress? Or is it just extremely resilient in the face of good taste and overkill?
Decide for yourself as you look at this, a shot taken from McCarren Pool, where Cat […]
Page Six inventories the cast of Cavalli’s new H&M ads.
In them:
Theo Richards (daughter of Keith)
Lydia Hearst (granddaughter of William Randolph)
Devon Aoki (whose dad owns The Sizzler, with soy sauce)
And Terry Richardson will be the flasher, though the kind with the Nikon, not the trench coat.
What’s funny?
There’s another campaign, also with Terry […]
The perils of taking Chanel to a Nu Rave BBQ:
Getting attacked by mustard (stained)
Getting attacked by male models (stolen)
Getting attacked by Monkey (ripped)
Of course, there are some benefits too, like looking extra cute in your Junk Mag photo, getting air kissed by Geordon just because of your bag, and keeping up with Agyness to […]