Imaginary Socialite

So if you’re craving the Proenza for Target stuff, you’re not alone: Michelle Williams came back from the Atlantic Avenue Target in Brooklyn last night with four bags full of the collection, including the flirty short-shorts that I totally skipped (oops).

I have six pieces from the new collection, and I think it’s totally […]

Sally Singer’s dinner for Isabel Toledo in her apartment, and what’s the secret to this picture that all the cool kids know?

a) Sarah Ellison cuts Isabel and Sally’s hair in her bathtub once a month…

b) Mickey Boardman and Simon Doonan are swapping jobs for a Paper story…

c) Right behind them is a portrait […]

Anne Slowey, Sally Singer, Sofia Lamar, and a dress from H&M. How about you?

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There she goes…

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You’re all so smart about handbags and parties, but I bet you can’t guess where I am right now…

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They never told us on Reading Rainbow that Louis Vuittons were great library accessories.

Maybe if they had, we actually would have cared about My Side of the Mountain.

Alas, the Children’s Television Workshop never said that luxury french handbags were essential for learning.

And also, I never said this bag was real.

What do you think?

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What comes in this box?

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Is there enough money in this Chanel wallet to pay for itself?

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Our very first Goyard!

It’s shiny and structured and, inexplicably, stuffed with expensive hair care products.

But did the bag’s owner buy a fake bag to afford her very real highlights?

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Conrad calls and it’s too early.

“Let’s move,” he whispers into the phone, a dare.

Move? I can barely breathe.

“Let’s just go. We’re young and we don’t need to check in with anyone. We could leave it all and find it somewhere else. I’m pretty much done. I think it’s time.”

My sheets […]

Miu Miu bag at the Robert Cary Williams show, real or fake?

Cadbury chocolate sold in the US, real or fake?

Total crazy crush on Irish photog heartthrob, real or fake?

Pete Dougherty, real or fake?

More later…

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Things to gawk backstage…

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Sunday, February 5, 4:11 pm.

Bill Cunningham asks Mickey Boardman for directions outside of the Doo.Ri show on 35th St.

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