Janie saw when she was five years old, there was nothing happening at all.

Every time she puts on the radio, there was nothing going on at all… no, not at all…

Then one fine morning she puts on the New York station, she couldn’t believe what she heard at all.

She started dancing to a rock and roll station, you know, her life was saved by rock and roll.

[POLINA FRATSENA - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Made for Chanel: I was hanging out with the Hellz Bellz designer, Lanie, this weekend.

Imaginary Socialite: Oh yeah?

Made for Chanel: Yeah, and I was like, The Imaginary Socialite got your sticker and she really digs you.

Imaginary Socialite: It’s true.

Made for Chanel: And I was like, she wants to hang out with you and rock out with you and go down on you and everything.

Imaginary Socialite: Excuse me?!

Made for Chanel: Hahaha.

Imaginary Socialite: Yeah, you think you’re sooo brilliant. You know what?

Made for Chanel: Huh.

Imaginary Socialite: That’s completely not true, and I’m not into girls, but you know what? If I did go down on her, the sad thing is, I would be wayyy better at it then you.

Made for Chanel: Haaaaaaa.

Made for Chanel: Nicely played.

Imaginary Socialite: It was all I could do.

[OLIVIA THRILBY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Emily, 20

next Top Model

next best thing

next in line

next to nothing

next IS. At least according to a little dream called MySpace…!!!

[FIONA DaRIN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

And other confusions for indie princesses.

[MELISSA WALKER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

This “Faile” graffiti was…

a) Authentic, insane, and salvaged from a dumpster by Diamond Rodgers.

b) Created during a night of wrecked party games and spilled champagne in a Chinatown basement by a Traina sister and friends.

c) Part of the set for an Evan Rachel Wood film.

d) Commissioned by Tower Hamlets.

Take a chance here.

[BANKSY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

[STEPHANIE SAVAGE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Multiple Choice.

This sticker featuring Chanel Black Satin nail polish is…

a) an urban initiative from Chanel Beaute aimed at luring the skating and hip-hop crowds with hip viral marketing.

b) the invitation to Raquel Zimmerman’s 27th birthday party.

c) super cute and from skater grrrl brand Hellz Bellz.

d) sooo much better than those take-out menus that are usually stuck to my door.

[JI BAEK - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Jodie Harsh, 23

What do you need to get Kate Moss to come to your birthday party?

A gold Members Only jacket.

Airbrushed eye shadow.

Barbie pink M.A.C lipstick.

Awesome dance moves.

And an Adams Apple. Apparently.

Photograph by Diamond Rodgers.

[SADIE FROST - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]