June 17th, 2010
We’ve loved the polite party boys of Locksley for quite some time now, but we haven’t seen them become the Monkee incarnation we always knew they could be.
It looks like Tommy and Andy Hilfiger are on the same page, though, because we hear that Locksley is the latest band to star in a Fall Hilfiger campaign.
Whether it’s for Tommy Hilfiger’s collection or for denim remains to be seen, but we hope they get a TV commercial - complete with their soundtrack - out of the deal.
After all, educating kids on well-fit clothing is good, but showing the nation a rock band that wasn’t born on American Idol… that’s fucking amazing.
[KATE BINGAMAN-BURT - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
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June 16th, 2010
WHICH singer’s sister just took an internship in the Topshop press department?
We bet she’ll be answering their t-t-t-telephone a lot.
Side note:
Why does Topshop keep getting all the coolest kids?!
Le sigh.
[SUSAN NAGEL - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
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June 15th, 2010
[COME VISIT!]
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June 15th, 2010
[EMAIL ME - IMAGINARYSOCIALITE@GMAIL.COM]
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June 15th, 2010
Happiness hit her like a train on a track
Coming towards her stuck still no turning back
She hid around corners and she hid under beds
She killed it with kisses and from it she fled…
[CATHERINE ZETA JONES - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
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June 15th, 2010
WHICH singing actress is a little too candid with cool members of the press?
Her teen magazine cover had a tres petit article to accompany it, because during her interview, all she wanted to talk about was how much she loves to smoke pot.
To be fair, we’d need some herbal calming, too, if we were so busy trying to be a huge, take-me-seriously starlet, with huge, take-me-seriously red carpet outfits to match.
[CHRIS KLEIN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
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June 14th, 2010
These heels are…
a) By Alexander Wang.
b) By Steve Madden.
c) By Jeffrey Campbell.
d) By the way, why don’t people ever think stuff can be vintage?
[LISA BONET - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
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June 14th, 2010
Krystal, 28
Just arrived
Just curious
Just between us
Just a little crush…
[REED KRAKOFF - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
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June 14th, 2010
Rumor Mill: A British fashion super power is ready to open a new US boutique.
But where will it be?
Los Angeles?
Miami?
Dallas?
Or somewhere closer to Millenium Park, the Art Institute, and major deep dish pizza?
Hey, don’t ask me - I’m just imaginary.
[SARAH BURTON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
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May 29th, 2010
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May 29th, 2010
To: imaginarysocialite@gmail.com
From: sophie@riverdale.edu
The dress has still not been exterminated.
Indeed.
Though it seems to have been contained to the back lot of the old Virgin Suicides movie set.
[MARIO CANTONE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
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May 29th, 2010
1. Jake Brown is the new Harmony Korine (if you’re a betting man).
2. $1000 is the new free drink (if you’re a society writer).
3. Canadian supermodels are the new British supermodels (if you’re a lonely rock star).
4. Gallerinas are the new call girls (like, literally).
5. The CW SATC prequel. Hey Taylor, would you trade the eyeliner for a baby pair of Manolos?
[JESSALYN GILSIG - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
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May 29th, 2010
What kind of girl colors in her Alaia ballet flats?
a) The kind of girl who knows they’re real, and thinks it’s cool to wreck them (think: Mary-Kate).
b) The kind of girl who knows they’re fake, and thinks it’s cool to brand them (think: J-Wow).
c) The kind of girl who knows they’re borrowed, and wants to make sure she gets them back (think: Monica Geller).
d) Becka. Diamond. Duh.
[ISABELLE MARANT - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
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May 29th, 2010
Kelly, 25
Skin: English Rose.
Eyes: New York Smoke.
Hair: French Wave.
Heart: International Velvet.
Add: A pinch of Goldie Hawn circa Laugh In, to taste.
[VIVIENNE WESTWOOD - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
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May 2nd, 2010
To the boy shooting blanks:
Nobody believes you when you hold her hand. There’s no conviction, no blood flow, no heart. This is not the action of a joyful early Beatles song. You know it; we know it: Your love has gone limp. But if you can’t let go of her, that’s okay - just know I still hate you, and still think you’re great.
To the boy shooting drinks:
This is a fun game, but sooner or later we’ll have to stop looking so scared. I don’t think drugs are gonna help you; I don’t think extra lip gloss is gonna help me. Maybe it’s an after-midnight thing that happens when souls hatch open because you’re too tired to guard them. Maybe it’s a Montauk thing, when seeing a bathing suit leads to seeing the future. Either way, we probably need a carton of cigarettes and a dying cell phone. And I don’t even smoke.
To the boy shooting the breeze:
Next time, I’ll say yes.
[SS FAIR - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
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